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PostSubject: I Always Feel Like, Like Someone's Watching Me   Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm

Dear Villy,

I am really worried, like really really worried. I have reason to believe that my club leader has hidden cameras everywhere. Like EVERYWHERE but only where the women are. I mean, I have to be crazy right? Right? When would he even find the time to set all these cameras up. I mean yesterday I could have sworn there was a camera in a carton of orange juice.

I try not to worry, I do, but if there are cameras, they look expensive and where would this money be coming from? He wouldn't have it, someone told me he used to live in a dumpster before it got repoed and he ended up living in an alleyway.

He could be misusing club donations to watch us and it smells like a baby elephant in here. Like there's one hidden somewhere and if there is that can't be cheap either. I swear, if he used my money to buy a baby elephant and spy on me when I could be buying training supplies, Ia m going to lose it.

So I really need your advice on how I should handle this and potentially bring him to justice so he can answer to all of us women for his crimes.

Please help.

With care and urgency,

Possibly Paranoid




Dear PP,

Look the other way and pretend nothing is wrong. Also, for the love of all things, start carrying the orange juice with you into the bedroom. Your bedroom cam hasn't been the same since HamHam ran into your room to hide in order to avoid taking a bath, and you guys haven't donated enough for me to replace it yet.


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PostSubject: Re: I Always Feel Like, Like Someone's Watching Me   Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:13 pm

ROFLMAO Shes a bit paranoid and needs a shot on the ass.
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PostSubject: Re: I Always Feel Like, Like Someone's Watching Me   Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:09 am

Hey Sunshine, not sure if you are aware of how dirty your response sounded... or maybe you are. Either way, Villain approves... a lot. Lol

I mean a shot of what? This sounds like a job for the Gravy Train (for women only)

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PostSubject: Re: I Always Feel Like, Like Someone's Watching Me   Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:31 pm

wait a minute...did vill say something was dirty???!??!!!?
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