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Villain Masari
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PostSubject: Too wunk to dralk...   Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:46 am

Dear Villy,

recently I have discobered the joyys of nightclubbin g and doing dares the nightclubs are great you can drink, you can uhh do dares, and you can like drindk and stuff. Funnest shiznit in tha gssme!!! Bu the prob is that those basturds keep throwi me out saying i draunk tooooo muuuuch y is ti that that happins and whut can i do about it?


still partyin,

Wasted in Amsterdam




Hello WAm,

Well judging from your letter, if I had to guess, you were probably wasted when you wrote this letter to me. As a matter of fact it was written on a crumbled up napkin that you probably found in your pocket when you were laying on a sewer grate. But anyway, your problem, aside from being a heavy drinker is that you are not watching you alcohol level.

I know we start drinking in there and get a good buzz going and then finally I get the courage to walk up and hit the woman I have been watching for a half hour now (my wife) but it is important not to let your alcohol go over 17.

If you do, your good time will end with you waking up to sprinklers activating on some random golf course you found and slept in. Which from experience is actually good for a free shower (though it is very cold ) but not good when it feels like you have a marching band in your head.

So drink responsibly and whatever you do man, don't ever drunk dial me.


Sincerely and somewhat sober,

Villy



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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:48 pm

ROFLMAO....I thought it was my ex for a minute.
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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:02 am

It just might be your ex. Maybe that 's why he's drinking so much because he's no longer with you. I'd tell you to call him, but he's probably lost his cell due to being wasted again.

Those Nightclubs can be a pain.

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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:24 pm




LMFAO!!!! OMG Vil that is funny but I have to wonder if this was the guy we saw leaving the nightclub the other night with just a party hat on....and it wasn't on his head either.



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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:10 pm

lol. too funny cat
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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:17 pm

lmao, classic
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PostSubject: Re: Too wunk to dralk...   Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:06 am

ROFLMAO!! Maybe it is him. His spelling makes me cringe.
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